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Gone Rogue for a Cuban Cigar on the Mexican Island of Cozumel

You Want an adrenaline Rush? Escape in your Jeep from the Snorkeling Snooze Fest..

Choosing my shoes for Cozumel Self Drive Tour
Choosing my shoes for Cozumel Self Drive Tour

I Figured when the tour said Self Drive?

Snorkel Beach on Cozumel
Snorkel Beach on Cozumel

Day 2 of my 17 Day Cruise was my first (and last) guided tour on my cruise. I mean the brochure didn't say it was guided. It said self drive tour, and so how could I help myself but drive off to get a Fat Cuban

Mayan Ruins on Cozumel
Mayan Ruins on Cozumel
San Gervasio Ruins of Cozumel
San Gervasio Ruins of Cozumel
Picking up my 4 x 4 in Cozumel
Picking up my 4 x 4 in Cozumel

Pretty Sure Cozumel's San Gervasio Ruins were a tour time filler

Road Trippin in Cozumel
Road Trippin in Cozumel

Leaving the the Jeep rental shop in Cozumel I should have realized that the shipboard tour which was advertised as "self drive" wasn't exactly as advertised when everyone was paired off. Okay full disclosure here: I was cruising alone and most people on board were already coupled off, and I did really like Julie the ship's gift shop manager who'd decided to solo on the tour, and so it was fine that we were paired up and I was the designated driver.

Celerian Lighthouse
Celerian Lighthouse

It only took me until the first ruins (okay the only significant ruins) on Cozumel, San Gervasio for me to start to figure out that our stop here on the "self guided" Jeep Tour was a short time filler for something which lay ahead, and what lay ahead?

When compared to other mayan ruins in Mexico? San Gervasio is unimpressive, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't pay them a visit

Beyond the San Gervasio Ruins is the Cozumel Lighthouse

Remote Scrubland along the route to the Lighthouse

Road to the Cozumel Lighthouse
Road to the Cozumel Lighthouse
Tower for an elevated view of the Cozumel Lighthouse
Tower for an elevated view of the Cozumel Lighthouse

Climbing the Tower for the ultimateView Cozumel Lighthouse

Elevated Perspective of Quintana Roo peering at Faro Celerian on Cozumel

All's Fair on a Self Driven Jeep Tour until You tell me I can't Drive By Myself and you take me to a snorkel tour where I can't Swim after I eat, and you don't tell me this until after I've eaten?

Snorkel or Massage on Cozumel
Snorkel or Massage on Cozumel
Buffet Under the Thatched Roof
Buffet Under the Thatched Roof

Perhaps if you'd told me I would be treated like a five year old before I scarfed down the buffet and wouldn't be allowed to swim for 20 minutes? I didn't need a massage in between. I had already seen the local roadside palapa and thought it was a good bet for finding coveted Cubans on the drive in. You know the local who was't getting a kickback from your tour where I wanted to shop before you made us your captives.

Cuban Cigars are legal to buy and smoke in Mexico
Cuban Cigars are legal to buy and smoke in Mexico
Snorkeling Beach at Faro Cerlain
Snorkeling Beach at Faro Cerlain

Don't make assumptions on what I need before you ask me what I want

A Perfect snorkeling beach where I'm treated like a five a child or a Cuban Cigar? Don't make get all childish when I have the jeep keys :)

Do not tell me after I have I eaten that I can't swim. I'm liable to go rogue and get myself a Cuban Cigar

Do not tell me I can't snorkel when I eat?!